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Discover the Art of Storytelling

Mini HaHa is your premier destination for captivating storytelling that engages audiences through humor, parody and satire. Our team of skilled storytellers understands that a great story not only entertains but also connects with the audience on a personal level. You will like our stories. "The check's in the mail." Likely story! Whether it’s a community event, corporate function or private party, we tailor our storytelling sessions to resonate with your specific audience. For example, although this website was established on May 8th, World Donkey Day, we don't identify as Democrats. We consider ourselves unaffiliated. Promises made, promises kept, we take gems in the rough and polish them to a brilliant shine. Par exemple, "War is Hell and there are no atheists in foxholes." Good stuff! Tariffs will lead to a Golden Age in America. Reopen Alcatraz. Rename the Gulf of Mexico. Retake the Panama Canal. Make Canada the 51st state. Invade Greenland! Put a 100% import tax on foreign films. Ha!!! Tell me another one. Watch as we polish Polish gems like the age-old adage "My wife supports my golfing career. She kisses my balls to make my putz go straight." Even a dignitary like McDonald Trump or a professional like Tiger Woods can enjoy a racy comment like that. As seen on the International Space Station.

Services That Stand Out

At Mini HaHa, we offer a variety of services that cater to different needs. From live performances that bring our unique comedic narratives to life, to workshops that teach the arts of gaslighting and double-dealing, our offerings are designed to inspire creativity and foster connections. When U sign up with us, U even get daily reports regarding the cryptocurrency $TUMP, the presidential meme coin. Bist zu like Volodymyr Zelensky and don't have the cards, our hyper modern Writers' Room includes linoleum floors, energy drinks and ping pong tables. After all, war is a lot like ping pong. What do we do in our underground bunker? We specialize in creating original content that incorporates local themes and humor, making our shows relatable and enjoyable for everyone in the community. Even in Kyiv. Rumors that we use Russian bots have been greatly exaggerated. Less than half of this site has been curated by the Kremlin. A lot less. Some. A percentage. I'll have to get back to you on that. Our unique selling point lies in our ability to blend comedy with meaningful messaging, ensuring that every story leaves an impact as lasting as a drone strike.

Comprehensive World View

Like a pack of zombie ax murderers run wild, America has become an oligarchic, kleptocratic, plutocratic populist gangster regime compromised by the need to maximize audience capture and our worship of the almighty dollar. We bludgeon our allies, collapse before our enemies and topple world trade. Otherwise, we’re not bad. European leaders classify President Trump as right wing. If true, this could explain why Trump, who spent 14 seasons as a reality TV game show host— first on “The Apprentice” and then on “The Celebrity Apprentice”— has chosen 20+ conservative television commentators to serve in sensitive positions in his second administration. The man is comfy with the world of television. Although he returned to the White House with the smallest electoral margin since Richard Nixon in 1968, Trump insists that he has a mandate to clean out fraud and waste in the government and strike back against our adversaries. “For decades, our country has been looted, pillaged, raped and plundered by nations near and far, both friend and foe…” says the Prez.   

Why Choose Mini HaHa?

What sets Mini HaHa apart is our commitment to quality and community engagement. We go the extra distance. Any distance. Most distances. Whether measured in feet or meters, we go that extra mile = 5,280 feet or 1,609 meters. And we bill you accordingly. Laughter is a powerful tool for bringing people together. While Our Dear Leader wants an autarky where the country produces all its goods and services within its own borders, we strive to create an inclusive environment where everyone can feel the joy. Achtung! You never pay but that you should like the finished product. (Finnish product available for customers in Finland.) With our experienced team, innovative approach and a passion for comedic art, Mini HaHa is dedicated to making your event unforgettable. Even should you want to forget it, that ain't gonna happen! Our billing department sees to that. We provide a lifetime of memories, some good, mostly our own. Let us help you share your story with a twist of humor that’s sure to leave your audience panting in the aisles. When submitting your order, pls specify one, two or three chili peppers, so we know exactly how spicy you want the text to be. Ask about our special introductory offer: First three jokes for only $9.99. Curbside delivery is available.